My review of Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Genuinely, one of the better video game movies.
Movie Review: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Movie Review: The Lost City
3/5 + 💿 (Rating criteria at bottom) This review may contain spoilers Movie Content Advisory: Channing Tatum butt, a headshot with brains. Very Stupid, and I Loved Every Minute of It Weirdly enough when these kinds of movies come out I'm kinda hem and haw about them and usually, they are what I expect. This one... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: The Northman
3/5 (Rating criteria at bottom) This review may contain spoilers Movie Content Advisory: Blood, gore, lots of animal death. It's Scandanavian Hamlet. The Northman was a very cool experience. I applaud the crew behind the visual look and visual storytelling. Seeing this movie felt a lot like experiencing an old fable where you know how... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Everything Everywhere All at Once
5/5 + 💿 (Rating criteria at bottom) This review my contain spoilers Movie Content Advisory: Blood, family drama, sex toys. The Perfect Movie Doesn't Exist, and Yet, Here It Is. I've been struggling to articulate my feelings about this movie. Not because there was anything bad but because there was so much good. It's a rare... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Morbius (2022)
2/5 (Rating criteria at bottom) This review my contain spoilers Movie Content Advisory: LOTS OF BLOOD. In one word: uninspired. I can't say I was surprised by this movie. Sony has had a very specific thing they have been going for and so far, in spite of all the common sense I feel should be... Continue Reading →
Movie Review: Belle (2021)
Belle is a new take on the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale, but with more heart and technology at work, than magic and fairies.
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